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Melbourne seems to think it's london, innit. Wat the fuck?

Australia's an interesting joint and as far as countries go it's young as custard crumpet, innit? D'yu know wa mean by that, yeah? yeah, n that, innit!

Fucking melbournians can go fuck emselves - or they could if they weren't already lost so far up their own arses they're eating this mornings breakfast cwoaisaunt and pear cider. And canberra too. Wat a pack of fucks, innit. Goin up to the northern territory with their guns and their camo cos northern territory "isn't doin australian right" - the fuck do they know about being northern australian? You know how far away that joint is from victorian oak tree valleys and canberra's porn & firework politics. absurd, brother. Point is that the territory knows about the the territory - et al WA and Queensland. No wonder all them joints wanna go rogue from this self-conflicted preadolescent hodge-podge. Its a big old show bag of god knows wat and god knows wat else. Melbournians have been blowing that 'Arts Capital of the southern hemisphere' horn so hard for so long but buddy, its a tiny little horn & they can't hear it over asia - no one fucking cares - you are never-neverland, melbourne, and hook is hoarding the chips. Innit?

Melbourne wouldn't know australia if australia sat on its fucking head. High horse pack of cunts count the kudos and look to london for cues. There's alot left thats gotta be gotten better in australia and gob-dogging london's john thomas aint gonna get that got - especially since london's too busy gob-dogging new york to notice you anyway, melbourne. get real. get home. get grouse!

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from .​.​.​"this aint england" & the ominous horror, released May 16, 2012

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